I’ve been happily married for 4 years – out of a total of 25
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
AugTelepathic
I used to think I was telepathic with the ability to hear people’s thoughts but today my psychiatrist told me I have schizophrenia.
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AugEggs Pickup Line
How do you like your eggs in the morning because if it’s fertilized then I’m your man.
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AugI remember in the 90’s when Instagram was the name of my cocaine dealer.
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AugWeight
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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AugJob Interview
The following conversation took place in a job interview.
Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria?
Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.