If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?
03
SepFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
SepHole
in Dirty Jokes
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger back out and within seconds she was going down on me….
“I really need a new fuckin boat” I thought to myself.
01
SepFacebook Message
My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:
“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”
Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?
01
SepKettle
Yo mama is so ugly even a boiling kettle won’t whistle at her.
30
AugSafari
The following conversation took place while on safari.
Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours?
Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws
30
AugMuslim Rock Band
Have you heard about that new Muslim rock band from Saudi Arabia?
They’re called the ‘Throwing Stones’.