Are you an archaeologist because I have a bone I would like you to inspect.
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in Dirty Jokes
Q. What’s the only living organ inside a corpse?
A. My dick
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Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
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My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.
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Why is there a ‘d’ in the word fridge but not in the word refrigerator?
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Spent the whole of last night experimenting with drugs.
I put acid into my wife’s tea.