Just found out that my local brothel has gone out of business. They’ve got a sign on the window that says “Beat it, we’re closed”.
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SepLocal Brothel
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SepGross
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Did you know that, in German, ‘gross’ means large? That’s what my German girlfriend said when she first saw my penis. I’ve also found that non-German women also use this word quite a lot.
13
SepMilk Sheep
Q. How do you milk sheep?
A. With iPhone accessories.
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SepGreek Mythology
Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow.
11
SepWeapons Of Mass Destruction
Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.
…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil.
11
SepSpark
My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.
I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.