Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Christian

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+26 -37

Just broken up with my girlfriend after she told me she used to be Christian.

..It might seem judgmental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Police Man

in Racist Jokes
+150 -56

Starting my first day as a Police man tomorrow and I don’t know how I’m gonna deal with black people.

I guess I’ve just got to give it my best shot.

Computer Game

in Political Jokes
+54 -31

Q. What was Adolf Hilter’s favorite computer game?
A. Mein Kraft

Magnifying Glass

in Racist Jokes
+50 -62

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang

iPhone 7

in General Jokes
+19 -30

Just paid $1000 for an iPhone 7. Airplane mode better take me to Miami.

Women

in Relationship Jokes
+43 -27

The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong…..
The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.