What’s black and stuck on the ceiling?
A not very good electrician.
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in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
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Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.
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I lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was sexually harassing some woman at that party. Infuriated, I went over, punched him and broke his nose.
No one does that to a woman, not on my watch.
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Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.
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SepPilot Pick Up Line
I’m no pilot….
But I’ll happily enter your cockpit.
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in Animal Jokes
What animal has sharp teeth and 5 legs?
A pit bull in a playground.