My parents always taught me to chase my dreams but last night the police told me that stalking women is actually illegal and if they catch me again I could be sent to jail.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.03
OctBlack Comedy
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why is black comedy important?
A. Because black laughs matter.
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OctPokemon Pick Up Line
Are you a Pokemon because i want to hit you with my Pokeballs?
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OctDefense
in Dirty Jokes
A scientific study has recently shown the best form of defence against a rapist is running away. Apparently men with pants around their ankles can’t run very fast.
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SepLip
in Dirty Jokes
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be really tight until we let that dick come between us.
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SepHijab
Why is it acceptable for Muslim women to wear a hijab but when I go into a bank wearing a Balaclava everyone freaks out?