The following conversation took place between a couple at the cinema.
Girlfriend: I think the guy next to me is jerking off.
Boyfriend: Just ignore him.
Girlfriend: I can’t.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: He’s using my hand.
Just heard on the radio that a lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!
A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
If you were a transformer you would be called Optiumus Fine.
Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.
My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.