Have you got a phone in your pocket because I think your ass is calling me.
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
OctMurder
in Animal Jokes
Called to police about 5 times today to report a murder on my front lawn but they keep telling me to stop bothering them. Apparently they don’t give a shit about crows.
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OctCoffee
I was sitting at work today drinking a coffee and doing some stuff with Excel when my boss put his hand into my pants and started touching me up. He then went back to his work like nothing happened. Being self-employed is awesome.
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OctSupermarket
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place at the supermarket while buying condoms.
Cashier: Do you want a bag for that?
Me: Thanks for the compliment but I think the condoms should be big enough.
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OctChernobyl
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand….. It’s 7.
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OctBlack Men
in Racist Jokes
What do black men do after sex?
About 15 years to life.