Just been watching the news and it’s f*ckin terrifying. Election night has now officially become more scary than Halloween.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
NovVoice In Head
As she lay there in my bed next to me I thought to myself “relax, you’re not the first doctor to sleep with a patient” but the other voice in my head said “But Howard you are a vet”.
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NovPhD Pickup Line
I have a PhD, it stands for Pretty Huge Dick.
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NovDaughter
The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.
Daughter: “Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum: “I told you not to call me mum in public.”
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NovDoctor
The following conversation took place in a hospital before getting test results.
Patient: Give it to me straight doctor.
Doctor: I can’t were both male.
Patient: Hahaha!!
Doctor: .. and also I wouldn’t want to catch AIDS.
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NovMoney
Money can’t buy happiness but I think I’d be a lot more comfortable crying inside a Ferrari than on a bike.