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01
Nov

Many Times

By Marco
in Dirty Jokes
+29 -73

Q. How many times does 1 go into 0?
A. 69

01
Nov

Shoe Polish

By Steve
in Disabled Jokes
+26 -47

Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.

31
Oct

Marriage

By ClaireA
in Relationship Jokes
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+37 -37

When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

31
Oct

Pedos

By TimmyS
in Dirty Jokes
+26 -36

People who are scared of pedophiles need to grow up.

29
Oct

Your Place Pick-Up LIne

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+47 -34

Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.

29
Oct

Vampire

By Count Dracula
in Dirty Jokes
+32 -43

Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

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