Hi, I overheard you talking with your friend and I’d just like to say that you’re really boring the shit out of me. Every word you speak is like a pillow over my face.
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NovFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
NovBlack And Blue
in Dirty Jokes
What’s black and blue and hates sex.
Rape victim.
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NovCar
Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.
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NovDinner
Yo mama is so dirty when I asked her what’s for dinner she sat on my face and said Tuna.
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NovNew Career
in Dirty Jokes
Just decided on my new career, I’m going to be a reverse stripper. My plan is to become really fat, get completely naked, and then force people to pay me to put my clothes back on.
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NovDustpan
in Racist Jokes
Q: How do you pick up a Jewish girl?
A: With a dustpan