Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Credit Card

in Relationship Jokes
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My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

Smart Black Guys

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a smart black guy?

An indian

Police

in Racist Jokes
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Q. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A. None they will just beat the room for being black.

Miracle Women

in Dirty Jokes
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Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.

1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

Electric Chair

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place while a prisoner was awaiting execution by electric chair.

Priest: Do you have any last requests?
Prisoner: Yes I do, can I hold your hand?

Muslim Husband

in Religious Jokes
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Q. What did the Muslim man say to his wife on their wedding day?
A. “I’m so happy… that you managed to get the day off school today”.