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13
Nov

Vegans

By Dave
in Animal Jokes
+91 -56

I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.

13
Nov

Poultry Farm

By Dave
in Animal Jokes
+33 -37

Just quit my job at the poultry farm. I’m fed up of working with cocks.

11
Nov

Phone Pickup Line

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+102 -45

Do you have a phone in your back pocket… because your ass is calling me.

11
Nov

Two flies

By Robin
in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+39 -43

Two flies on a piece of dog shit. One of them farts, the other says, “Do you mind, I’m having my dinner”.

09
Nov

Donald Trump

By Donald Trump
in Political Jokes
+37 -44

Donald Trump has just released new details about his plan to send illegals back to Mexico. He’s gonna deport them Juan by Juan.

09
Nov

Askhole

By Dave
in General Jokes
+17 -30

Definition of Askhole – Someone who always asks for your advice but does the opposite of what you say.

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