Can’t believe how cheap everything is on Black Friday, feels like I’m stealing. I guess that’s how the day got its name.
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NovBlack Friday
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
NovWeather Man
Phone rings at 2am.
Husband: Hello, who is this? How the hell do I know I’m not a weather man! *slams phone down*
Wife: Who was that honey?
Husband: Just some guy asking if the coast was clear tonight.
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NovEx-girlfriend
When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.
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NovCross The Road
in Dirty Jokes
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put the wrong socks on this morning.
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NovHillary Clinton
The following conversation took place between Hillary Clinton and Satan.
Hillary: I thought you said I was gonna win the election!!
Satan: I thought you said you had a soul.
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NovDrones
Yo mama is so ugly that the local zoo uses drones to feed her so they don’t have to look at her face.