Q. Why do Mexico always fail during the Olympic pole vault contest?
A. The best jumpers have all moved to the USA.
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DecPole Vault
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
DecToilet
in Dirty Jokes
Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shit.
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NovLego
It’s amazing how stepping on Lego can give you a totally new perspective on life and make you reevaluate your life choices.
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NovMuslim Inventions
The Muslims first invented the condom in the year 654 using a goat intestine. Christians expanded on this idea in 1364 by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
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NovGordon Ramsay
If Gordon Ramsay made sat-navs:
“F*ck off you brainless asshole, you were supposed to turn right!!”
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NovShares
Feeling really alone today so I decided to buy some shares. It’s nice to have a bit of company.