Just been rejected by my bank for a loan. Apparently they only give money to people who already have lots of money.
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DecBank Loan
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
DecIraqi Awards Night
Iraqi Awards Night:
And the 2016 winner for suicide bomber of the year goes to… Abdul Sahib. Unfortunately he couldn’t be here with us tonight.
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DecBeach
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the beach she’s the only one that gets a tan.
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DecGerman Food
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why do Jews hate German food?
A. It gives them gas!
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DecFedeX Pick-Up Line
Hi my name is Dave but you can call me FedeX because I’ve got a big package with your name on it.
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DecCompassion
Why are some diseases more acceptable than others? When you have cancer you get compassion and sympathy but when you’re an alcoholic you get shouted at and told thrown out of the ladies toilets at McDonalds.