Tried to explain to my 4 year old son that pooping your pants is nothing to be ashamed of… He’s totally not buying it and he’s been making fun of me for 1 hour straight.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.13
DecPinocchio
in Dirty Jokes
Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.
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DecGay Jokes
in Dirty Jokes
Gay jokes are not funny, I mean cum on guys!
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DecFailed Job Interview
Interviewer: Your resume says you’re very quick at maths.
Me: Yes I am!
Interviewer: Whats 12 x 37?
Me: 49.
Interviewer: That’s not even close!
Me: Yeah, but it was fast.
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DecJacked Pick Up Line
Hi, I haven’t jacked off in over 5 years. I just don’t need to because I’m always surrounded by hot women. Tonight is your lucky night, you have been selected!
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DecTribe
in Racist Jokes
Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.