Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Teacher: Ok.
Me: Pussy!
Teacher: I don’t get it.
Me: Exactly!
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DecMaths Teacher
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
DecMisunderstood Man
Hitler: I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews.
General: Apologies mein fuhrer.
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DecLips Pick Up Line
Man: How big are your lips?
Woman: *Gives some sort of response*
Man: No, I mean your other lips.
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DecAquatic Vegan
Just started my first day as an aquatic vegan. I now only eat fruits, nuts, plants, and animals that live in water like fish, crabs, ducks and baby seals.
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DecSquint
in Racist Jokes
Just found out that if you squint your eyes really hard you can actually make your nose bleed. I did it earlier today on the train and a Chinese person came up to me and punched me in the face.
15
DecLove Pheromone
Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.
Beer (4 cans)
Paint thinner (bottle)
Ketchup (half-bottle)
Cat Urine (bowl)
Shoe polish (3 tins)
Rotten apples (three)
Toilet paper (5 sheets)