Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
DecSamsung G7
My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.
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DecSize
African: 8======D
European: 8===D
Chinese: 8D
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DecChristmas Tree Pickup Line
Hi, can you come to my house tonight and help put my Christmas Tree up? I want it in my bedroom.
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DecOne In A Million
My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.
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DecChristmas dinner
in Dirty Jokes
Just be arrested for indecency at my local homeless shelter after trying to help them cook Christmas dinner. Apparently they told me to PLUCK the turkey.