I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.31
DecOrphanage Pick-Up Line
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
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DecVirgin Islands
Yo mama is so dirty that after she visited ‘The Virgin Islands’ they renamed it to ‘The Islands’.
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DecPhilosophy
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy.
Wife: What’s the meaning of life?
Husband: My dick!
Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.
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DecChristmas
Some people are ridiculous. There are 363 days left till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up.
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DecHitler Married
in Racist Jokes
Q. If Hitler married a black women what would his kid be called?
A. Shitler