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06
Jan

Stiff Pick-Up Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -49

**Whisper In Girls Ear** I just got an erection… thanks!

06
Jan

Lover

By Steve
in General Jokes
+43 -37

Got arrested last night. Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic if they know who you are.

04
Jan

Heaven

By DaveH
in Religious Jokes
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+83 -63

It’s amazing what Muslims put themselves through just so they can get 72 virgins in heaven. It would be a lot easier if they just became Catholic priests.

04
Jan

Top 100 Things

By LarryB
in General Jokes
+52 -22

Just read an article about the top 100 things to do before you die. Was quite surprised that screaming “HELP ME!!” didn’t make the list.

02
Jan

Star Wars

By Danny
in General Jokes
+21 -45

I haven’t seen the new Star Wars film yet but when I do it’s gonna be really annoying because of all the spoilers people have been posting about Princess Leia dying.

02
Jan

Funeral

By dave
in General Jokes
+45 -25

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not a mourning person.

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