Teacher: Name three Kings of England who greatly transformed the country and made it a better place to live.
Student: Drin-king, smo-king and fu-king.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
JanHospital
Yo mama is so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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JanLast Word
When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.
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JanInner Child
Q. How do you find your inner child?
A. Coat hanger.
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JanPsychic
in Dirty Jokes
The best thing about fingering a psychic on her period is that you still get your palm read.
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JanWhite People
in Racist Jokes
Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.