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19
Jan

Video Camera

By Mr Wong
in Racist Jokes
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+209 -85

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A. Phil Ming

19
Jan

Childs Book

By Matty
in Surreal Jokes
+17 -58

If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?

17
Jan

Jaw Problems

By Micky
in Relationship Jokes
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+37 -29

Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.

17
Jan

New Haircut

By SteveB
in Relationship Jokes
+32 -21

Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.

15
Jan

Close

By Phillipo221
in General Jokes
+44 -36

Someone really close to me died yesterday. Luckily the train wasn’t very busy so I just moved seats.

14
Jan

Survey Pick-Up Line

By Dave
in Pick Up Lines
+15 -40

Hi I’m doing a survey, can i have your name and phone number?

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