Hello bacon my old friend.
I’ve like to eat some more of you again.
Because an odor softly creeping.
Filled my dreams whilst I was sleeping.
And the taste that was planted in my brain, still remains.
Echoed within the sound of sizzling.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
JanGod
If God didn’t want people to jack-off why did give us long arms?
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JanCats
Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.
1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.
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JanBA
Went on a flight with BA last night which was a total nightmare, he really hates flying.
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JanMold Pickup Line
Are you mold?? Because you’re growing on me.
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JanNew Presidential Oath
I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!