The following conversation took place between a 7 year old and his dad.
Boy: You know that thing between your legs?
Dad: Yeah!
Boy: Why do girls eat it?
Dad: How do you know about that?
Boy: I saw mommy eating uncle Jeff’s
Did you hear about the naked woman who robbed a bank?
Nobody could remember her face.
How to make a tofu breakfast.
Step 1. Throw tofu into the trash.
Step 2. Get some bacon.
2020 Olympic high jump results:
Gold – Mexico
Silver – Mexico
Bronze – Mexico
I can’t afford private number plates so I’ve decided to change my name to v16 5uw.
It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking porn websites.