Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Gay Irish

in Racist Jokes
+37 -56

Q. What do you call two gay Irish men?

A. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Gay Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -54

Hi I’m gay, can I touch your boobs?

Princess

in General Jokes
+23 -36

My girlfriend keeps telling me to treat her like a princess so today I got her some expensive jewelry and then I decided to have her father executed for treason.

SatNav

in General Jokes
+63 -39

You know you’re a bad driver when your SatNav says “In 400 yards, please stop the car and let me out”.

Wet

in Relationship Jokes
+47 -26

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet!
Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.