Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.
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FebFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
FebInternet Scams
in Animal Jokes
It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]
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FebDiet
Diet Day 1: Just removed all the fattening food from my house, it was delicious.
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FebShakespeare Pick-Up Line
In order to attract women I like to use this quote from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82.
“Hello”
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FebBlind
A blind man walks into a bar.
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FebWorld Peace
If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?