Go up to a girl, hug her then say
“WE’LL BE WITH ALLAH SOON…….ALLAHU AKBAR!”
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
MarHuman
I came out of a human because somebody came in a human.
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MarDark
Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”
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MarRunny Nose
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A. Full.
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MarFood Banks
It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.
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MarMoney
in Dirty Jokes
I came into a lot of money last week which is unusual for me… I normally uses tissues.