Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chinese Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi I’m Chinese. Once you go yellow you’ll never want another fellow.

Hospital

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Doctor: I’m sorry you’ve got AIDs.
Patient: Can I have a 2nd opinion?
Doctor: Yeah sure, you’re ugly as well.

Date

in Relationship Jokes
+51 -26

Went on a date with a girl and I told her to text me when she got home. It’s been 3 weeks now and I still haven’t got a text, I think she must be homeless.

Wheelbarrow

in Racist Jokes
+32 -52

Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
A: To help blacks walk upright.

Bicyle

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -47

Q. What do you call a gay on a bicycle?
A. Bike-curious.

Banana PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+21 -36

Guy: Would you suck dick for a ripe banana?
Girl: No
Guy: What would you suck dick for?
Girl: Nothing
Guy: So, you suck dick for nothing?