Q. How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
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MarPool
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
MarStds
Yo mama has so many STDs that after I spoke to her on the phone I got an ear infection.
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MarKnives
Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.
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FebPancake Day
Can’t believe it’s pancake day today.
It’s really crêped up on me.
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FebMiss
Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?
A. Reload and try again.
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FebBike
Just got a bike for my wife…it was a good trade.