How come when a white person runs someone over it’s called a ‘traffic incident’ but when a Muslim does it they call it a ‘terrorist incident’?
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
MarLying
Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.
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MarPot Smokers
Some people say pot smokers are lazy. I disagree. I’m a multitasking pot smoker. Just the other day I was walking down the street, smoking, talking on my cellphone and getting hit by a car all at the same time.
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MarSex Change
in Dirty Jokes
Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.
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MarDrinking
I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to stop drinking. Fed up of waking up in my car doing 90mph.
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MarImminent Death
We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.