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29
Mar

Morning

By Steve544
in General Jokes
+17 -30

Just discovered a great way to save time in the morning. I now eat breakfast before I go to bed.

27
Mar

Definition of Salary

By ChrisY
in General Jokes
+17 -35

Definition of Salary: A bribe your boss gives you to give up on your dreams.

27
Mar

Best Thing

By The Judge
in Dirty Jokes
+44 -43

The best thing about having a prostitute die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free

25
Mar

Colours

By Dave
in Surreal Jokes
+57 -42

What’s green, red, purple and orange? Colours.

25
Mar

Feminist

By Donald Trump
in Political Jokes
+25 -34

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.

23
Mar

Blind Woman

By DonaldT
in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes
+457 -158

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

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