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05
Apr

New Tattoo

By Don Juan
in Dirty Jokes
+51 -28

Just got a new tattoo on my dick. It says “Pull once for sex, pull 100 times for no sex”.

02
Apr

Last Night

By SteveG
in General Jokes
+27 -33

Took a girl home last night and I accidentally said ‘how’s your daddy’ instead of ‘who’s your daddy’. We spent 2 hours talking about her dad’s cholesterol.

02
Apr

Space

By Dave
in Racist Jokes
+15 -41

China have recently announced they are sending a man into space. They’re going to form a gigantic human pyramid and carry the astronaut to the top.

31
Mar

Mop Floor

By Steve
in General Jokes
+59 -57

Q. How many men does it take to mop the floor?

A. Zero, that’s a woman’s job.

31
Mar

Face Pickup Line

By DonaldT
in Pick Up Lines
+37 -36

Your face would look a lot better between my legs.

29
Mar

Insecure

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+29 -35

My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure.
No wait, she’s back.
She just went to make a cup of coffee.

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