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11
Apr

Good Day

By Stevie32
in General Jokes
+37 -21

Today my boss told me to “Have a good day” so I’ve decided to spend the rest of the day drinking beer.

09
Apr

Dread

By TommyD
in General Jokes
+30 -31

Top 3 phrases that men dread to hear.

1. Sorry the bacon has run out.
2. Sorry the beer has run out.
3. Is it in yet?

09
Apr

Kitchen

By Emma
in Dirty Jokes
+81 -43

Wife asked me to knock something up in the kitchen… the housemaid is now pregnant.

07
Apr

Cow

By Donald J. Trump
in Political Jokes
+20 -57

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

07
Apr

Laura

By Superspeedygamer
in Pick Up Lines
+20 -38

F*ck me if I’m wrong but is your name Laura?

05
Apr

Blind People

By Dave
in Disabled Jokes
+26 -33

In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.

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