First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.15
AprJesus vs Easter Bunny
Three reasons why Jesus is better than the Easter Bunny.
1. Jesus died for mankind, Easter bunny dyes a few eggs.
2. Jesus loves you, Easter bunny just wants to make you fat.
3. Jesus tells the truth and shows us the way, Easter bunny deceives us and hides our eggs.
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AprB-Jobs
in Racist Jokes
Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?
A. They don’t like any jobs.
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AprUgly Pickup Line
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
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AprUnited Airlines Advert
Unbeatable prices, beatable customers… United Airlines.
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AprFight a Woman
How to fight against a women with a knife in 3 steps.
Step 1 – Get some bread.
Step 2 – Get some mayonnaise.
Step 3 – Tell her to make a sandwich.