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24
Apr

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By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+15 -24

I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.

21
Apr

Gillette Pickup Line

By Don Juan
in Pick Up Lines
+7 -34

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

21
Apr

Archaeologists

By JadeW
in Relationship Jokes
+23 -19

Q. Why are there so many female archaeologists?
A. Because bitchez love digging up the past.

19
Apr

Local Church

By Dave
in Religious Jokes
+50 -40

Just seen a sign outside my local church that said “Why ask Google when Jesus has all the answers!”

So I went inside and asked them if they know any good midget p0rn websites.

19
Apr

Gods gifts

By Russ
in Dirty Jokes
+32 -37

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut up a woman!

17
Apr

Wifes Birthday

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+36 -29

It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

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