Yo mama is so fat when she uses a lift, the lift can only go downwards.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
AprHomework Pick Up Line
Are you my homework? Cos I wanna put you on a table and do you all night.
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AprWedding Anniversary
Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.
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AprGerman Mustache Man
Q. How did Hitler master-bate?
A. Führerously
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AprInterview
Just been given a job after the following interview.
Interviewer: Do you have any experience operating heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mum count?
Interviewer: Ha ha, genius, you’re hired!
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AprHypocrite
My cousin is such a hypocrite. He said he was against the death penalty but last week he killed himself.