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04
May

Sign

By RachaelE
in Dirty Jokes
+144 -56

Just seen a sign that made me sh*t myself…
It said “Bathroom closed”.

04
May

Caviar

By HM Queen Elizabeth II (Windsor)
in General Jokes
+12 -30

Has one ever noticed that when one drops a piece of toast it always lands caviar side down?

04
May

Doctor

By Jonathan
in Disabled Jokes
+28 -29

Doctors can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes. Went to see the doctor about my hair becoming thin and he told me I have HIV… Hair Is Vanishing.

02
May

Cafe

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+38 -14

Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe.

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Is that you talking or the wine?
Husband: I was talking to the wine.

02
May

Job Advert

By SteveD
in General Jokes
+7 -22

Whenever I create a job advert I always instantly throw away half of the resumes I receive.

I don’t want unlucky people on my team.

30
Apr

Born

By Jake
in Dirty Jokes
+34 -22

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel Sprout.

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