My girlfriend said she wanted to watch Jeremy Kyle live in person so I shagged her sister and got her pregnant.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
MayChinese
The following conversation took place in the palace of the supreme leader of North Korea.
Kim Jong Un: Nuke the Chinese.
Adviser: No problem your excellency, missiles will be launched in 3 minutes.
Kim Jong Un: I was talking about microwaving some food you idiot.
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MayRoller-Coaster
in Dirty Jokes
Went on a roller-coaster yesterday and the woman next to me couldn’t stop screaming.
Seriously… It was like she’d never seen a penis before.
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MayThe Bible
I used to think that the bible was true until I read the story about a Jew giving away free fish and bread.
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MayFish Pick-Up Line
I like the smell of fish. *Silently stare at women for 20 seconds after saying this*
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MayFarmers Party
Q. How do farmers party?
A. They turnip the beats.