They say money is the root of all evil which is why I never give any money to Africa. They have enough problems already.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
MayNo Wars
If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Wars require strategy and logic.
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MayGreen And Fuzzy
What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A snooker table.
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MayPiranha Fish
in Animal Jokes
Found out today that Piranha fish can totally remove the flesh from a child’s body in under 5 minutes.
On the downside, I’ve now been fired from my job at the aquarium.
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MayReligious Pickup Line
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
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MayJob Interview
in Animal Jokes
Just had the following conversation in a job interview.
Interviewer: So why do you want this job?
Me: Well, I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death.