My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I had 36 pets so I showed her a picture of my fish tank.
She freaked out when she saw how many dogs I could fit in there.
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MayPets
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
MayNightclub
in Racist Jokes
The following conversation took place in a nightclub.
White Girl: Is it true what they say about black men?
Black man: Why don’t you come outside with me and find out!!
White Girl: Ok *Goes outside*
Black man: *Pulls out knife* Give me your money!
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MayOrphanage pick up line
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
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MayDoctors
My neighbor Bob went to the doctors.
Bob said that he has hearing problems.
So the doctor said explain your symptoms .
Bob said “Marge has blue hair and Homer is fat.”
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MayMaking Love
in Dirty Jokes
Making love to a woman is like playing the violin…
I don’t know how to do it.
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MayFuneral
If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.