Fun idea. If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
MaySpontaneous
Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.
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MayDog
in Animal Jokes
Just named my dog ‘Tenmiles’ so now I can say I walk ten miles every day.
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MayBaker Pickup Line
Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
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MayKorean Wife
in Racist Jokes
Last night I was gonna surprise my Korean Wife with a romantic meal but someone let the cat out of the bag.
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MayBlack People
in Racist Jokes
People call me racist but I love black people. I think everyone should have one.