Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Fridge

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

Blow PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -30

Man: I want a blow job!
Woman: That’s not very romantic!
Man: Ok, I want a blow job next to a candle!!

Colourblind

in General Jokes
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Just found out that I’m colourblind…

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

Go Black

in Racist Jokes
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You know what they say. Once you go black you become a single mother

Knife Fight

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -47

If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.

Bullied

in Disabled Jokes
+41 -43

Q. Why do crippled people get bullied?

A. Because they can’t stand up for them selves.