Just seen two men walking together wearing matching clothes. I asked them if they were gay and they arrested me.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
JunCarrot Pickup Line
Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.
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JunBaby
in Dirty Jokes
My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.
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JunLaughter
If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?
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JunBag and Belt
My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.
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JunThreading
in Dirty Jokes
To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To put it in she pushes it.
It’s a hell of a job threading a needle.