Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Tip Pick-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+35 -18

I’ve got a tip for you or if you like I can put the whole thing in.

Yo Mama Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+58 -28

Person 1: Yo mama is really fat.
Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know.
Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.

iPad

in General Jokes
+16 -19

Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.

Unemployment Office

in General Jokes
+30 -12

The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.

Policewoman

in Relationship Jokes
+52 -18

Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Brain Cells

in General Jokes
+17 -26

Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant.