16Jun Tip Pick-up Line By Don Juan in Pick Up Lines +35 -18 I’ve got a tip for you or if you like I can put the whole thing in.
16Jun Yo Mama Fat By Dave in Yo Mama Jokes +58 -28 Person 1: Yo mama is really fat. Person 2: Hey my mama has feelings you know. Person 1: Yeah she’s mostly feeling hungry.
14Jun iPad By Derek4585 in General Jokes +16 -19 Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.
14Jun Unemployment Office By Cr5gS in General Jokes +30 -12 The worst part about getting fired from my job at the unemployment office was that I still had to show up the next day.
12Jun Policewoman By IM20G in Relationship Jokes +52 -18 Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed… 2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
12Jun Brain Cells By SteveB in General Jokes +17 -26 Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant.