Just had the following conversation with my boss.
Me: “Sorry I’m not coming in today. Got chickenpox.”
Boss: “Don’t give me that!”
Me: “I won’t. I’m not coming in.”
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
JunFunerals
in Dirty Jokes
Three things funerals and sex have in common!
1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.
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JunSlept With
Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.
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JunInterview
I had a job interview yesterday and I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.
The interviewer asked “Are you nervous?”
I replied, “No, I always give 110%.”
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JunExtra Weight
A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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JunSand
Did they name the white powdery stuff you get at the beach ‘sand’ because it’s between the sea and the land?