Q. Why does the Pope prefer to use an Android mobile phone?
A. Because God punished Adam and Eve for using Apple.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.28
JunBad Drivers
Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.
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JunCome From
in Dirty Jokes
The following conversation took place between a dad and his young child.
Child: Dad where did I come from?
Dad: You came from a stork.
Child: Wow, you f*cked a stork?
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JunFive Things
Five things men know about women.
1. They like shoes
2.
3.
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JunTool
My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
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JunConcrete Pick-Up Line
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.