Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
JulChinese Guy
in Racist Jokes
The following conversation took place in a bar between me and a Chinese man.
Me: Do you know martial arts like Kung fu, ju-jitsu or karate?
Chinese man: Why the fuk you ask me dat? Is it coz I Chinese?
Me: No… It’s because you’re drinking my f*cking beer!!
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JulAccordion
What is it about playing the accordion that makes people become homeless?
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JulDieting
I have a condition that stops me from dieting… I get hungry.
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JunFedex Pickup Line
Do you work for Fedex because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?
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JunBody
My doctor told me today that I have the body of a 25 year old.
Not sure how he discovered my secret so I decided to kill him and bury them both together.