The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.
Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
JulSpecial Olympics
How does Bruce Buffer introduce the Special Olympics? “LLLLLLLLet’s get rrrrrrrready to STUMBLLLLE!!!
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JulLast Night
Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.
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Julv
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Don’t you just hate it when the ctrl key on your keyboard breaks.
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JulFarmer Pick-Up Line
Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!
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Julugly
Yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry!